logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Little Tim's Goldfish

    Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.…
  • Default Image

    Puzzled Border Guard

    Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his…
  • Default Image

    Bus Fare

    Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train…
  • Default Image

    Elementary Motherhood

    Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions: Why…
  • Default Image

    Tongue and Eggs

    A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?' The waiter…
  • Default Image

    Sticking Out

    At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a…
  • Default Image

    Used Lawn Mower

    A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard…
  • Default Image

    Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish

    Log on: making a wood stove hotterLog off: don't add no more woodMonitor: keeping an eye…
  • Default Image

    Jonah Test

    A little girl was observed by her pastor standing outside the pre-school Sunday School…
  • Default Image

    To The Rescue

    One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.…
  • studying ahead

    Ode To Finals Week

    Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for…
  • Default Image

    Goat for Dinner

    The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the…
  • Default Image

    Needle Manners

    While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving…
  • loveyou

    If You Love Something Variations

    THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something,Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours;If…
  • Default Image

    Sweat Dreams

    While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.  There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. 
The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh!  We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.  The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a group of kangaroos hopping through the field.  He asks, "And what are those"?

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
Powered By JFBConnect