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Bigger Piece

steak2One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; you don't love me any more..."

"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."

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