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    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
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    Proper Attire

    Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that…
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    Pilgrim Church

    Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a Thanksgiving card with a…
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    Words to Ponder

    *Words to Ponder* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I'd kill…
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    Cake Make Up

    On Coast Guard cutters, low-ranking crewmembers take turns in the galley helping the…
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    How Gevernment Works

    Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress…
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    Someone At The Door

    A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to…
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    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when…
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    No Stairs

    An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the…
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    Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

    ~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This…
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    New Flavor?

    The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you…
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    Correct Response

    While in an instrument flight-training class at Reese Air Force Base, Texas, I dozed off…
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    Wedding Report

    "How did the wedding go?" asked the preacher's wife."Just fine until I asked the bride if…
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    Retirement At The Inn

    Why didn't somebody tell me?With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching…
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    Homework Help

    "Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my…

Seen on a birthday card.

Forget about the past, You can't change it.

Forget about the future, You can't predict it.

Inside:

Forget about the present, I didn't buy you one.

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