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    Weight Training

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    Pig Feed

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    Bulletin Bloopers #2

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    Signs of Aging

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    Procrastinator's Creed

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    Picking a Winner

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    Deli Tax Return

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    Little Bars of Soap

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    Prepared Chicken

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    How Gevernment Works

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    Mellowing Mom

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Forget about the past, You can't change it.

Forget about the future, You can't predict it.

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Forget about the present, I didn't buy you one.

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