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    Picnic Pains

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    Memento

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    What Is That?

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    Thoughts On Genealogy

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    Ode to a Shedding Cat

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    You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When

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    Dream Woman

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  • A joke about a boss's speech that goes too long.

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    Oil Spill

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    Playing House

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    Ski Wax

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    Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

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A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing "Happy Birthday." Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift-wrapped.

Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it. When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to "The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used to Be!"

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