logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Repair Call

    Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly…
  • women looking

    Fed Up

    Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as…
  • Default Image

    Are You The Defendant?

    The judge read the charges, then asked, "Are you the defendant in this case?""No sir,…
  • Default Image

    10 Questions

    Our local paper runs a popular column called "10 Questions" that spotlights people who…
  • new years_eve_white_hat

    Newlywed Compromise

    For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of…
  • Default Image

    Goodwill Offering

    During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he…
  • Default Image

    English vs Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
  • baby feet

    Tiny Rose

    A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a…
  • Default Image

    Wedding Blessing

    At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final…
  • Default Image

    Lost Phone

    My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could…
  • Default Image

    Transcribing Confusion

    We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came…
  • puppies

    Puppy Mark

    An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations…
  • Default Image

    New Librarian

    The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the…
  • How to be handy around the house - in 10 easy steps.

    Ten Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

    1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an…
  • Default Image

    28 Ounce Water Pump

    A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump."A what?" says…

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing "Happy Birthday." Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift-wrapped.

Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it. When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to "The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used to Be!"

Powered By JFBConnect