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Birthday Wish

birthday2A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday.

"I'd like a little brother," a boy said.

"Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother"?

"Well," said the boy, "there's only so much I can blame on the dog."

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