logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Black Canyon Biker

bicycleA man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.

He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours he hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going too fast to honk the horn on his bike and he would slow down.

Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes--both going well over 120 mph--blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had 2 Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph.

He then relayed, "And you're not going to believe this, but there's guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Clinton Deploys Vowels

    This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS…
  • children3

    Political Correctness For Kids

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive." Kids don't get in trouble…
  • jogger

    What Time Is It?

    A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He…
  • Default Image

    Price Reduction

    Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per…
  • Default Image

    Kitchen Help

    My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner.…
  • Default Image

    Swanky Dining

    The couple entered the resort's swanky dining room. "I'm sorry," apologized the Maitre d,…
  • A joke about two hunters lost in the forest.

    Lost Goober Hunters

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and…
  • picture of old lady

    Granny's Visit

    Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.…
  • bride

    Give and Take

    All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They…
  • Default Image

    Bishop's Role

    We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and…
  • picture of elderly couple

    Sharing

    Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty…
  • Default Image

    Surgeon Roast

    Harry hosted a dinner party. One of his guests was a surgeon. While deftly carving the…
  • Default Image

    Monitors

    I sell new and used computers for a living. At an exhibit and sale, I decided to give…
  • Default Image

    Soup Objects

    The truck driver looked suspiciously at the soup he had just been served in an eatery. It…
  • Default Image

    Police Baste

    A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to…