logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Black Snake

black snakeIt was the first camping experience for Jed.

As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

"What happened?" asked a fellow camper.

"I was chased by a black snake!" cried the frightened Jed.

The camper laughed and retorted, "A black snake isn't deadly."

"Listen," groaned Jed, "If he can make you jump off a fifty-foot cliff, he is!"

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    It Pays to Read Labels

    I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!As I was conditioning my hair in the…
  • Default Image

    Mess Sign

    A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the…
  • Default Image

    Shower or Tub

    New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel…
  • Default Image

    Tech Support Fun

    A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.The tech asked her if…
  • Default Image

    Crowded Bus

    It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my…
  • Default Image

    Driver's License Examiners

    While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau…
  • uspenny

    Penny Problems

    After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard…
  • Default Image

    "Brake Down"

    My boss' wife Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable…
  • Default Image

    Surgeon Feedback

    Surgeons invited to dinner parties are often asked to carve the meat -- or worse yet, to…
  • Default Image

    Stuffed Pockets

    A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his…
  • music chorale

    CD Entrance

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
  • Default Image

    One and Only

    "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to…
  • Default Image

    In the Fitting Room

    My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched…
  • Default Image

    Good Old Dave

    Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into…
  • Default Image

    Get Moving

    While driving with my granddaughter, I was getting annoyed with the driver ahead of me…