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    Dieting Buddies

    Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on…
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    Shoplifter Excuse

    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
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    Sending It With Him

    There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a…
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    Church Dictionary

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    Flu Notes

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    Pessimistic Friend

    An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found…
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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

    Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy…
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    Calling In Sick

    Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
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    Control and Escape

    The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that…
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    Ball Markers

    A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell…
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    Nutritious Eating

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    Quotable Quotes

    I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department…
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    Mistakes

    If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an…
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    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

    1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape…
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    No Horns

    The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that…

It was the first camping experience for Jed.

As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

"What happened?" asked a fellow camper.

"I was chased by a black snake!" cried the frightened Jed.

The camper laughed and retorted, "A black snake isn't deadly."

"Listen," groaned Jed, "If he can make you jump off a fifty-foot cliff, he is!"

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