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    Deputy Goober

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    Mr. Jones Is History

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    Murphy's Laws on Computers

    *Murphy's Laws on Computers*- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.-…
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    Golf Hole

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    Four Letter Words

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    Yard Sale Anger

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    Collect Call

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    Coffee Vending Machine

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    Lariat Training

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    Play Quietly

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    Manager's Project Buzzword Tool

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    Dusty Comeback

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    Passing Pain

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    Owed to Spell Checquer

    OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly…

After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank goodness," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

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