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    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…
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    More Incorrect

    Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had…
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    Lost Bid

    Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly…
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    Unknown Reindeer

    The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the…
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    Punctuation

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
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    Travel Agent Stories

    The following are actual stories provided by travel agents :1. I had someone ask for an…
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    Career Cooling

    Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My…
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    Happy Birthday Call

    A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then…
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    Brain vs Brawn

    The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in…
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    Not For Lunch

    My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about…
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    Goodwill Offering

    During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he…
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    Do As I Say!

    An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a…
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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"2.…
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    New Pet

    A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He…
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    More One-liners

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An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.

"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.

"I had to slap his face three times!"

"You mean he got fresh?"

"No," she answered, "I thought he was dead."

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