More Jokes

  • Default Image

    New Number

    We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on…
  • Default Image

    Jack's Will

    Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's last will…
  • Default Image

    Overboard Rescue

    Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young…
  • Default Image

    Goober at Interview

    The executive was interviewing a young goober for a position in his company. He wanted to…
  • Default Image

    Deacon's Minutes

    The newly elected secretary for the Deacon Board at church submitted this report:October…
  • Default Image

    Gardening Help

    An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't…
  • Default Image

    Unsubscribe Directions

    To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list,…
  • Default Image

    Photo Apology

    Photographer Ruth Van Bergen specialized in celebrity portraits. One wealthy woman…
  • Default Image

    Egg Contents

    One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached…
  • Default Image

    Dog Calls

    Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty…
  • Default Image

    First Salute

    The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always…
  • teacher

    Meet Me For Lunch

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining…
  • Default Image

    You Know You're Getting Old When

    You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt…
  • Default Image

    Queen Size

    A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking…
  • picture of letters

    How To Speak English Properly

    *How to speak English Properly* Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. Prepositions are…

horse snowWhile driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman, standing waist deep in snow, directing traffic.

Feeling sorry for him, the motorist called out "I'm sorry you have to work half buried in the snow."

The policeman called back, "Don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for my horse!"

Powered By JFBConnect