logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • peat moss

    No ID

    A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal…
  • Default Image

    The Gift

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, "I…
  • Amish Law

    Amish Law

    An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed…
  • Default Image

    Zack and His Mule

    Zack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack's friends drove up and…
  • Default Image

    First Time Skydiver

    A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems…
  • Default Image

    Knitting Chinese

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic…
  • Default Image

    Flight Advice

    On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
  • Default Image

    Always Corrected

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
  • Default Image

    $100 Coffee

    A street person approached a passer-by and said, "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup…
  • Default Image

    Job Impressions

    I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always…
  • Default Image

    Comedians' Convention

    Someone brought a visitor and the new fellow sat fascinated as the funnymen shouted out…
  • Default Image

    A Diet For Dealing With Stress

    1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a…
  • dog3

    A Dog's Diary

    5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the newspaper hitting the driveway…
  • Default Image

    Eyes Gone

    Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty,…
  • Default Image

    Cursing Parrot

    Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad…

Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When a young man stepped out the door, a group of officers pounced, cuffing him and hustling him into a squad car.

Seeing my astonished frozen expression, one cop came over and said, "When they say the movie is due by noon the next day... they mean it!"

Powered By JFBConnect