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    Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

    10. "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!" 9. "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!!…
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    Politically Correct Cat Terms

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    How High Is It?

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    Rank Explanation

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    Game Time

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    Fish Heads

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    Holding A Job

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    Elf Pet Peeves

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    Diagnosis

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    Muffled Workers

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    Healthy Life

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    Thai This For a Change

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    Talking Surprise

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    10 Most Wanted

    Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.…

Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When a young man stepped out the door, a group of officers pounced, cuffing him and hustling him into a squad car.

Seeing my astonished frozen expression, one cop came over and said, "When they say the movie is due by noon the next day... they mean it!"

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