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    Marine Mines

    In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used belonged…
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    Weddings and Funerals

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    Golf Hole

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    Playing House

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    Range Cancelled

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    Traffice Warning

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    Seat Sacrifice

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    Calling In Sick

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    Prayers as Heard By Children

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    Computer One-liners - Part 1

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    Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

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    Tips on Love

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    Kitchen Help

    The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and…
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    Understanding Art

    Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a…
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    Window Washer

    There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from…

Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When a young man stepped out the door, a group of officers pounced, cuffing him and hustling him into a squad car.

Seeing my astonished frozen expression, one cop came over and said, "When they say the movie is due by noon the next day... they mean it!"

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