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    Farewell Luncheon

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    Water Pistol

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    Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

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    Parrot Attitude

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    Failing Eyesight

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    Larger Than 20

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    Blood Race

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    Three Important Words

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    Diary

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    Texas Vacation

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    Reindeer Gender

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    Morning Run

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    One Per Point

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    Surgery Beauty

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Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When a young man stepped out the door, a group of officers pounced, cuffing him and hustling him into a squad car.

Seeing my astonished frozen expression, one cop came over and said, "When they say the movie is due by noon the next day... they mean it!"

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