logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Blood Flow

schoolA teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Grandma Thanks

    A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from…
  • Default Image

    Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview

    ** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.** Ask…
  • doctor4

    Check Up

    A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items.…
  • Default Image

    Police Rescue

    I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out.…
  • Default Image

    First Job Hunting

    Recently, our 18-year-old daughter started hunting for her first real job. She spent an…
  • class room

    Tough Teacher

    A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of…
  • Default Image

    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
  • Default Image

    Dr. Dress

    During my surgical residency I was called out of a sound sleep to the emergency room.…
  • picture of a judge's gavel

    I'll Testify To That

    Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the…
  • Default Image

    Utensil Rejection

    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
  • Default Image

    Bible Answer

    A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible…
  • Default Image

    Job Impressions

    I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always…
  • Default Image

    Pet Hotline

    The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The…
  • Default Image

    Monitors

    I sell new and used computers for a living. At an exhibit and sale, I decided to give…
  • Default Image

    $4,000 Hearing

    An elderly man inquired of his wife about a recent, large expense."Well yes I bought this…