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    Family Problems

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    Police Report

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    Politically Correct Statements

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    Marriage Marathon

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    Because I Am A Guy

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    Church Visit

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    Crossing Lesson

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    Foreign Encounter

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    Happy Songs

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    Play Quietly

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    First Passport

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    Apples for Teachers

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    Captain Comeback

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    Norma Findlay in Room 302

    A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Michael's Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible…

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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