logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Morning Run

    The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a…
  • jogger

    What Time Is It?

    A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He…
  • Default Image

    Pole Power

    I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company…
  • Default Image

    Midterm Exam

    The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students included a HUGE amount of…
  • Default Image

    The friars of Flowers (pun alert)

    Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to…
  • Default Image

    50th Anniversary

    At my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, I was looking through a photo album of their…
  • Default Image

    Things Moms Would Never Say

    ~ "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"~ "Yeah, I used to skip school a…
  • Default Image

    Brazilian Jungle

    Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared…
  • Default Image

    Bell Call

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
  • Default Image

    Cleaning Instructions

    I bought a great new toilet seat recently.On the label was a suggestion on how to clean…
  • Default Image

    2 Sunday School Lessons

    *Sunday School Lesson #1*A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some…
  • Default Image

    Bad Sign

    A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the…
  • Default Image

    Ice Capades

    A mother's four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades.…
  • Default Image

    Dinosaur Bones

    Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur…
  • Default Image

    Daaaad!

    A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:"Da-ad...""What?""I'm…

During the time I was a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in North Carolina, the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood.

After trying several times to locate a vein in my left arm, the technician applied a Band-Aid, and then inserted a needle into my right arm, drawing blood this time, and then put a Band-Aid on that arm as well.

As I left the collection facility, I passed a colonel. Noting my two bandages, he looked at me and shook his head, saying, "I knew you young guys would find some way to cheat."

Powered By JFBConnect