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    B.O.O.K.

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    Zookeeper's Dilemma

    A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a…
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    Top Ten things Men Understand about Women

    1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Just smile and pass it on!
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    Owl Friend

    Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night,…
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    More Bulletin Bloopers

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    Marine Mines

    In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used belonged…
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    With Friends Like That...

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one…
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    Cafeteria Sign

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    Why Teachers Go Gray

    These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville,…
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    General Motors Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because…
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    Rabbi Returns

    I returned to my parents' home to attend a funeral. At the temple, my mother led me to a…
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    Walking Recovery

    An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected…
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    Burglary

    The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.…
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    Worst Decision Yet

    A king was quite concerned about a decision he had just made, so much so that he went to…

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

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