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    Missed Cues

    This actually happend to CLeanLaugh list member Nila Wilhem. She writes, "Several years…
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    Morning Run

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    Military Chat

    During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
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    Television Bloopers - British Style

    "Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just…
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    Gift Mug

    I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a…
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    Wooden Bayonet

    A Civil War soldier, who had lost his bayonet, whittled one from wood so that he could…
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    State of the Pastor

    The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
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    Other Uses for Fruitcake

    1. Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won't park on your…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    Withheld Pay

    After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a…
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    Sleep Motivation

    An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a…
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    Art That Sells

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings…
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    Break Even

    Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in. One robber rushes the teller windows,…
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    Dinosaur Highway

    A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the…
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    Fight Lights

    I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that…

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

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