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    Colorful Grandma

    I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I…
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    Future Price of Roses

    The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to…
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    Post Card Help

    A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card…
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    New Recruit

    As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had…
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    Theories Of Cat Behavior

    Theories Of Cat BehaviorLAW OF CAT INERTIAA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,…
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    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…
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    Chess Playing Dog

    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He…
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    Pick a Hymn

    One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and…
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    New Light Switch

    My husband decided life would be easier if he wired a new light switch in the master…
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    I Always Wondered About That

    During a summer break from my studies at an engineering university, I worked in a scrap…
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    The End of Speeding?

    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer…
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    Computer Customer Quotes

    "Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have…
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    Dog Weather

    To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.If the dog is at the door…
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    Goober with a Pager

    One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company.…
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    Mental Test

    A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally…

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

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