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    Wild Game

    I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a…
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    Jumper

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    Strangest Recording

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    How Old Am I?

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    Golf Stroke

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    Coffee Vending Machine

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    Lazy Cobbler

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    Learned in Yale

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    Moving In Motivation

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    Speeding Stories

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    Salt and Mensa

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    Laws of Parenting

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    Cute Baby

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    Cancelling Cards

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"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

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