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Bob's MG

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'.

I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG."

The driver looked over at me and said, "I'm not Bob."

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