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    Cruising

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    Moon Cheese

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    Tap Away

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    Wilderness Trip

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    Emergency Visit

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    Pastor's Golf Sunday

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    Mule Solution

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    Bob's MG

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    Coast Guard Lingo

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    Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

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    Mummy Heart Failure

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    Naturally Born

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    Funeral Weather

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    Homework Help

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I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'.

I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG."

The driver looked over at me and said, "I'm not Bob."

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