logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

    1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being.…
  • Default Image

    No Matter What

    Two long-time golfing buddies got to the course one day and decided that this day they…
  • dog3

    A Dog's Diary

    5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the newspaper hitting the driveway…
  • Default Image

    Fishing Mirror

    A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Class Reunions

    Every ten years, as summertime nears,An announcement arrives in the mail,A reunion is…
  • Default Image

    Half Diet

    A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her…
  • children play

    Wills Explained

    I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the…
  • abc blocks

    The ABC Song

    Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of…
  • Default Image

    Mother Tongue

    I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
  • Default Image

    Goober Horseback Riding

    A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior…
  • Default Image

    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

    At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with…
  • Default Image

    Narrow Escape Responses

    There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The…
  • Default Image

    Curfew

    This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m.…
  • Default Image

    Efficiency

    An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try…

Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware.

As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked if we had anything of value to report.

"Not really," Maureen replied, digging in her bag for the bean crock she had purchased.

Everyone around us froze as she continued, "I only bought a little pot."

Powered By JFBConnect