logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Carrier Landings 2

    Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for the…
  • Default Image

    A Goober Wins

    A goober goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. He looks on the…
  • Default Image

    Tough Kids

    Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first…
  • Default Image

    As It Lies

    Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the…
  • Default Image

    Dough Boy Drive By

    WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was…
  • Default Image

    Tourist Questions

    Here are some of the "All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists"On…
  • Default Image

    Afraid of The Dark

    A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back…
  • Default Image

    Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

    *Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care*Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is…
  • Default Image

    Hymns vs. Choruses

    THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HYMNS AND PRAISE CHORUSES An old farmer went to the city one…
  • chickens

    Eggsacting Solution

    A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…
  • Default Image

    Amazed dentist

    "Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good…
  • Default Image

    Golf Hole

    A young minister and Mr. Sims, an elderly parishioner, were playing golf. The minister's…
  • form

    Vacation Time

    Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview…
  • Default Image

    Factory Supplies

    At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines'…
  • Default Image

    You Know You Are From Arizona When

    You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.You can endure 110 degrees without…

Bored during a long flight, an eminent scholar leaned over and woke up the sleeping man next to him to ask if he would like to play a game.

"I'll ask you a question," the scholar explained, "and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50."

When the man agreed to play, the scholar asked, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Flummoxed, the man handed him $5. "Ha!" said the scholar. "It's 238,857 miles. Now it's your turn."

The man was silent for a few moments. Then he asked, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

Puzzled, the scholar racked his brains for an hour--but to no avail. Finally he took out his wallet and handed over $50. "Okay, okay, what is the answer?" the scholar asked.

The man said, "I don't know," pulled out a $5 bill, handed it to the scholar, and went back to sleep.

Powered By JFBConnect