logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Boys In Hospital

    The two young boys were discussing their ailments together in the children's ward."Are…
  • Default Image

    A Good Haircut

    Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went…
  • Default Image

    Open Microphone

    While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with…
  • Default Image

    Untouched for 600 Years

    A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This…
  • Default Image

    Pay Mistakes

    One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything…
  • Default Image

    Control and Escape

    The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that…
  • Default Image

    Today I didn't Do It

    One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three…
  • Default Image

    Calf Birth

    A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing…
  • Default Image

    Career Cooling

    Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My…
  • Default Image

    More Cute Kids

    On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small…
  • Default Image

    Lion Tamer

    A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer.…
  • Default Image

    Finch Flush

    When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches died. It was winter so we…
  • Default Image

    More Newspaper Bloopers

    Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on "Destructive Pests". A…
  • Default Image

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .* You can type sixty words a minute with…
  • Default Image

    Always Corrected

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God.

During dinner He told them:
"I need three important people to send my message out to all people - Tomorrow I will destroy the earth"

Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:
"I have two very bad news items for you:
1.  God really exists, and
2.  Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."

Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them:
"I have good news and bad news:
1.  The good news is: God really does exist.
2.  The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:
"I have two fantastic announcements.
1.  I am one of three most important people on earth.
2.  The Year 2000 problem is solved."

Powered By JFBConnect