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Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God.

During dinner He told them:
"I need three important people to send my message out to all people - Tomorrow I will destroy the earth"

Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:
"I have two very bad news items for you:
1.  God really exists, and
2.  Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."

Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them:
"I have good news and bad news:
1.  The good news is: God really does exist.
2.  The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:
"I have two fantastic announcements.
1.  I am one of three most important people on earth.
2.  The Year 2000 problem is solved."

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