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    Foot Snuggle

    On a chilly winter evening, my husband and I were snuggled together on the floor watching…
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    Little Tim's Goldfish

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    Getting Older

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    Government Car

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    Locked Out

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    Abbott and Costello - Computer Version

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    Lost and Found

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    The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

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    Major League Snacks

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    Puppy Mark

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    Crash Report

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    The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

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    Poor Preacher

    After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give…
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    Understanding the Signs

    Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing…
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    Airport Security

    Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to…

As salesman was assigned to secure an important client but failed in his mission.

He faxed his secretary and asked her to break the news indirectly to his boss. His note read, "Failed in securing client, prepare the boss."

He received the following fax from his secretary:

"The boss is prepared... prepare yourself."

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