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    Hog Mark-up

    My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next…
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    Well Done

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    Expecting

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    Food Allergy

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    Quantum Date

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    Proper Attire

    Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that…
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    The Politician Dance

    There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you…
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    Bob's MG

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    Trapper's Stove

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    A Job Worse Than Yours

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    Martha Raye, Stewardess

    I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a…
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    In Charge

    One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting.…
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    Easter Bunny Pun

    A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping…
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    Loudest Band

    For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves "the loudest…
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    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…

Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?"

Bystander: "It's a girl; she's my daughter."

Man: "Oh, please forgive me sir. I had no idea you were her father!"

Bystander: "I'm not. I'm her mother."

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