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    Ship Movie

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    Bear Hunting Preacher

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    Memento

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    Shopping Wife Find

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    Duelling Judges

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    Famous Last Words

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    Three Rules

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    Rules for Laboratory Workers

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    Merchant Captain

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    Curfew

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    Toy Advice

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    Great Exercise Program

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Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?"

Bystander: "It's a girl; she's my daughter."

Man: "Oh, please forgive me sir. I had no idea you were her father!"

Bystander: "I'm not. I'm her mother."

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