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Boy or Girl

Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?"

Bystander: "It's a girl; she's my daughter."

Man: "Oh, please forgive me sir. I had no idea you were her father!"

Bystander: "I'm not. I'm her mother."

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