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    Deer Hunting

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    Ahh . . . Friendship

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    Pessimistic Friend

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    Skinny Lumberjack

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    To The Rescue

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    Airline Announcements

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    Golf Meditations

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    Bare Bones Moving

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    English vs Western

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    Flower Switch

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    Owl Friend

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    Remember The Elderly

    The following is a letter received by a pastor from an 86 year old lady. The lady…

A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert.

"What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.  Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc.

Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand.  "Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.

Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards."

"Why's that Timmy?"

"Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..."

"And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently.

"Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten!"

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