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    Making Up For Lost Time

    An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather…
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    Soup Objects

    The truck driver looked suspiciously at the soup he had just been served in an eatery. It…
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    Seen in the Cafeteria

    At work, my dad noticed that the name of an employee was the same as an old friend. He…
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    Cooking Terms

    Tongue: a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a…
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    Pilot Pride

    As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight…
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    Bob's Lesson

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to…
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    Missing Car Parts

    A goober calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is…
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    Orchestra Note

    While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room…
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    Checking Newbie

    Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new…
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    Locked Out

    First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the…
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    8-Year-Old Asks

    An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy,…
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    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

    At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with…
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    Largest Amphibious Assault

    I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What…
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    Late Excuse

    Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story…
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    Afraid of The Dark

    A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back…

The two young boys were discussing their ailments together in the children's ward.

"Are you medical or surgical?" asked the first, who had been in the ward for a week.

"I don't know what you mean," replied the second.

"It's simple," replied the first. 

"Were you sick when you came in here?  Or did they make you sick when you got here?"

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