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Beware of Dog
Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE… -
Australian Vacation
On a vacation to Australia, a Texas farmer meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking to… -
Rare Bible
A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away… -
Vow Changes
Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in… -
Dough Boy Drive By
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was… -
Doctor News
A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told… -
Rare Steak
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the… -
Diet Skipping
Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat… -
Dextrocardia Question
I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up… -
Cat Sale
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping… -
Rest Home Trial
Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on… -
Doily Box
As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near… -
That Line Thing
If you work with someone like this, you have my condolences. One of our servers crashed.… -
10 Easy Ways To Say No
I'd love to, but...1 I have to floss my cat.2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.3 I want… -
Dish Shopping
When visiting her family in Los Angeles, a woman decided to explore a trendy shopping…
