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    All Pro Turkey

    The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey…
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    Little Johnny's Bike

    Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors. His dad was surprised when Johnny's mom…
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    Moose Hunters

    Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good…
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    Internet Cleaning

    As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to…
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    Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

    1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This…
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    Flight Control Software

    At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given…
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    Permitted To Learn

    As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that…
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    New Medical Technology

    A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several…
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    Connecting Chaos

    The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they…
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    First Sermon

    At his first service, the new preachers sermon was extremely long and dull. As he…
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    Vow Changes

    Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in…
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    Nail Biting

    Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my…
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    Some Wacky Definitions

    EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are. MAGAZINE: bunch of…
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    First Case Tried

    An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so…

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.

Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said, "Have you tried mouthwash?"

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