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    Lawyer Questions

    The following questions from lawyers (and answers from witnesses) were taken from…
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    As It Lies

    Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the…
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    Unfinished Quest

    Long, long ago an old Indian chief was about to die, so he called for Geronimo and…
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    Fried Eggs

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst…
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    Research Team

    A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the…
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    Open Microphone

    While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with…
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    Flight Attendant Trivia

    To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…
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    Laws of Household Physics

    Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of…
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    Computer Acronyms

    For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE -…
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    Paper View

    I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my…
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    Drum Problem

    There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He…
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    Coin Test

    During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids.…
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    Rank Explanation

    My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in Hawaii, when he announced that he had…
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    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…
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    Three Legged Chicken

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was…

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.

Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said, "Have you tried mouthwash?"

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