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    ID Card

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    Pastor Jim's Bungee Jump

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    The Politician Dance

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    Happy Anniversary

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    Boss Prepared

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    Young Guy's "BG"

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    Altar Call

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    Have More Fun at Church

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    Minivan Tow

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    Hunting Feedback

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    Lost Phone

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    Dark Parachute Jumps

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    Moving In Motivation

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A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.

Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said, "Have you tried mouthwash?"

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