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    Software Training

    A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of…
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    Shakespearean in Dallas

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    Exercise Classes

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    Cheap Loan

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    Take Fore

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    Shower Music

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    Chocolate Laughs

    Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The…
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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…
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    Dad Sayings

    I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
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    Second Wave

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    Child Perspective on Retirement

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    Shoe Repair

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    Reading Problem

    A patient came to me to discuss her nine year old son who was having difficulty reading.…
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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

    Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy…
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    Clean Cup

    Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they…

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.

Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said, "Have you tried mouthwash?"

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