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    Two Plus Two

    A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer…
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    First Grade Proverbs

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    Burger Change

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    Stair Climbing

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    Do Something Nice

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    Flower Switch

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    Cow Legs

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    Spiritual Gifts

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    One and Only

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    Freshman's Blind Date

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    Almost Redialed

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    Earworms

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    Friendship Poems

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

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    Convenient Robbery

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A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.

Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said, "Have you tried mouthwash?"

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