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*I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the life of him could not understand why his computer would not turn on.

*My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont.  The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was.  As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said, "Look, I'm not stupid or anything, but what state is it in?"

*I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large motor home was towed into the garage.  The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair, the whole thing looking like an extra from "Twister".  I asked the manager what had happened.  He told me that the driver had set the cruise control, then went in back to make a sandwich.

*I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.  The person, who answered said, "Bob is on vacation.  Would you like to hold?"

*The Baltimore Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident.  Returning home from work, a woman had been shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.  The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 officer patrolling nearby was first on the scene.  As he approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen.  I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send a blind policeman!"

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