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    Corporate America in the 90's

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    Memory School

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    Verbalized Prayers

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    Shopping Advice

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    Refrigerator Goals

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    Cheap Hearing Aid

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    Swim of Love

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    First Day Answer

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    Wallet Tip

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The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if we send out someone to give you an estimate?"

"Not at all," my son said.

"When would be a good time?" she asked.

My son answered, "Just as soon as I dig a basement."

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