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    Blind Pilots

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…
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    Daughter In College

    Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay…
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    In the Dorm

    In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and…
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    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
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    Revocation of Independence

    Remember when the US election took so long to decide back in November of 2000? Here's a…
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    Cafeteria Sign

    Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of…
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    Bad Day Sign

    You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first…
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    Size 8 Shoes

    A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well…
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    Pulpit Humor

    There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for…
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    First Passport

    At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth…
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    Testimony Night

    It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked…
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    Football Sleep

    After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and…
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    Economy Motel

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I…
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    New and Approved

    The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a goodnight story.…
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    Faithful Service Gift

    I recall a story my father used to tell about a pastor who had been at a church for 20…

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if we send out someone to give you an estimate?"

"Not at all," my son said.

"When would be a good time?" she asked.

My son answered, "Just as soon as I dig a basement."

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