logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Bush Gore Debate

    For those who didn't have time to watch the presidential debate, we've prepared this…
  • picture of muddy horse

    Talking Horse

    A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come…
  • flu picture

    Mother's Flu

    (Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday…
  • Default Image

    Bank Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
  • Default Image

    Doll Play

    Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR…
  • Default Image

    Senior Driver

    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard…
  • Default Image

    Rules for Choosing a Super Hero Name

    1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie…
  • Default Image

    Creative Duelling

    In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor…
  • Default Image

    Computer One-liners - Part 3

    Computer One-liners - Part 3Programming Department: Mistakes made while you…
  • boy

    First Date Nerves

    A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
  • Default Image

    Weight Training

    My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me,…
  • Default Image

    Four Letter Surgery

    Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm ok but…
  • Default Image

    Words to Ponder

    *Words to Ponder* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I'd kill…
  • Default Image

    Anesthesia

    An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school…
  • Default Image

    Cow Legs

    Did you hear of the little boy who came home from kindergarten with a blue ribbon. When…

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if we send out someone to give you an estimate?"

"Not at all," my son said.

"When would be a good time?" she asked.

My son answered, "Just as soon as I dig a basement."

Powered By JFBConnect