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    Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a…
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    Conductor Comment Comeback

    A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy…
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    Spelling Code

    A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up."Our…
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    Soup Words

    It was a formal banquet. The minister had just finished saying grace when a waiter…
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    Newborn Utterance

    The birth of our second child, a daughter, came after a long and difficult labor. But it…
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    Mirror Honesty

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full…
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    Post Card Help

    A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card…
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    Parking Confusion

    After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
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    What's Good Tonight

    Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to…
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    This Town is so Small...

    This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one…
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    The Place for Grace

    When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…
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    Y to K Problem

    Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through…
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    Seeing Eye Dog

    A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to…
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    Shopping Advice

    While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a…
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    Age Question

    A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if we send out someone to give you an estimate?"

"Not at all," my son said.

"When would be a good time?" she asked.

My son answered, "Just as soon as I dig a basement."

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