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    Hostage Situation

    Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the…
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    Classroom Talk

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    Bonus

    Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace.Faced with hard times, the…
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    Punctuation

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
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    Keyboard Jockey Exercise

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    The Mystery Of Women

    I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take…
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    Geneology Question

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    Golf Questions

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    Tennis Talk

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    Cough Remedy

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    Van Problem

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    Accounting Secret

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    Home Early

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    Morning Run

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    Cast Off

    An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the…

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if we send out someone to give you an estimate?"

"Not at all," my son said.

"When would be a good time?" she asked.

My son answered, "Just as soon as I dig a basement."

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