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More Church Bulletins Bloopers

- The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

- During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

- Next Sunday Mrs.  Vinson will be soloist for the morning service.  The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

- Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

- Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"

- The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.

- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m.  The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

- The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success.  Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

- 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs.
Marsha Crutchfield last evening.  Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

- A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

- Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?  with hymns from a full choir.

- On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is better.

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