logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Knitting Chinese

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic…
  • Default Image

    Old Dodge

    A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was…
  • Default Image

    Forest Fire Fly By

    The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest…
  • Default Image

    Allergy Medicine

    During a revival, the visiting evangelist arrived without his allergy medicine. Our…
  • crowd1

    The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

    10. Try to pep up the dance recital crowd by starting "the wave." 9. Do a halftime…
  • Default Image

    Blood Race

    During the time I was a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in North…
  • Default Image

    Ship Movie

    On many U.S. Navy ships the movie screen is suspended amid-ship so that it can be viewed…
  • Default Image

    Miscellaneous Ponderings

    A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I…
  • Default Image

    Shopping Plan

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…
  • Default Image

    Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

    "Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"1. I swallowed the goldfish.2. Your…
  • picture of a winter cabin

    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
  • puppies

    Puppy Mark

    An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations…
  • Default Image

    Emergency Visit

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.She…
  • Default Image

    Senior Citizen Discount

    "$5.37." That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my…
  • Default Image

    Committee Praise

    The new pastor was winding down the service. In the back of the church, the fellowship…

About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. 

I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car.

I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it.  I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 30 mph for it to start.  She said fine, hoped into her car and drove off.

I sat there fuming wondering what she could be doing.  A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me at about 40 mph, I realized that I should have been a bit clearer with my directions.

Powered By JFBConnect