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    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
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    Valedictorian

    At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at…
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    Surgery Beauty

    Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his…
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    Manservant

    Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next…
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    Free Paper

    My dry cleaner very generously gives each customer a free copy of the daily newspaper. As…
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    Landing Request

    There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his…
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    A Captain's Tale

    Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly-man who showed no fear in…
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    PTA Speakers

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks to organizations on accident…
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    Half Diet

    A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her…
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    Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

    1. Dial 911 immediately.2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past…
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    Fiery Love

    Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they…
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    Baby Talk

    What your baby would tell you if he could talk:1. I have my blankie, you have your…
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    Reading Glasses

    I took my 5 year old grandson to the optometrist to pick up his new glasses. The glasses…
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    Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

    10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off 9. Pushes his personal…
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    Cheap Gas

    When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had…

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.

"It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday."

"Why is that?" the detective asked.

"Because today everything was on sale."

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