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    Birthday Heart Attack

    Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to…
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    Letter Order

    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Txes M&A Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the…
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    Inspector Mom

    Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq?…
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    Funeral Music

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
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    Lost

    Steve took his new wife camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along…
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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology…
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    Sewing Lesson

    My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to…
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    Wacky Definitions

    Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal…
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    Pilot, Let's Go!

    With his request approved, the CNN News cameraman quickly used his cell phone to call the…
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    Baby Wrap

    Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their…
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    Medical Fraud

    The police recently busted a man selling 'secret formula' tablets he claimed gave eternal…
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    Dog Calls

    Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty…
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    Cinderoofer

    When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it…
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    Bad Day Sign

    You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first…
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    Apology

    A customer at the counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two…

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.

"It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday."

"Why is that?" the detective asked.

"Because today everything was on sale."

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