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    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…
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    New Passport Photo

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    Application

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    Losing Load

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    Overworked

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    Ten Minute Wait

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    Today's Little Axioms

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    Wedding Vows

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    Bloopers in the Media

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    Amazing Golf Ball

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    Sunday School Trap

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    Resume Examples

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    High Tech Flying

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    Packing

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    Exercise Pill

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The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.

"It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday."

"Why is that?" the detective asked.

"Because today everything was on sale."

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