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    Where's God?

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    Australia Q & A

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    Strange 911 Calls

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    Store Safety

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    Dog House Rules Progression

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    Someone At The Door

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    All Purpose Excuse Form

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    Alllleee-oop!

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    Officer Overboard

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    The Difference Between Men and Women

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    One and Ten

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    Watch Your Step

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A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. "What happened, honey?" the man asks.

"Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn't notice the stove had caught on fire. It went up in seconds. Everything is gone. I nearly didn't make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is gone..."

"Wait! Back up a minute," the man says. "My agent called?"

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