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    Goober Return

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. A goober walks up…
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    Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

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    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

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    Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

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    Jean Squeeze

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    Goober Eye Pain

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    IRS Call

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    World's Easiest Test

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    Truth About Children

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    Accident Prayer

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    Time Travel

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    Mom Wonder

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    Shoe Fit

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    No Matter What

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    Ski Wax

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doctor3A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good, either.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician, "I can cure pneumonia."

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