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Canadian University Light-Bulb Jokes

Enough here for many to laugh at themselves.

CANADIAN UNIVERSITY LIGHT-BULB JOKES

How many Lakehead students does it take to change a light-bulb?
None---Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.

How many U of T students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two--One to change the light-bulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Algonquin students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Nipissing students does it take to change a light-bulb?
None--Sudbury looks better in the dark.

How many Queen's students does it take to change a light-bulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him How many Waterloo students does it take to change a light-bulb?
five --one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked light-bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

How many Western students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five--One to change the light-bulb and four to find the perfect J.  Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

How many McMaster students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as a Queen's student.

How many St.  Lawrence College students does it take to change a light-bulb?
One--she calls a Gael to do it.

How many Carleton students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the light-bulb wouldn't go out.

How many McGill students does it take to change a light-bulb?
One--but she can't do it on Friday night.

How many Brock students does it take to change a light-bulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

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