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    Hospital Forms

    In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others…
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    Golf Lesson

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    Sore Knee

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    Sarahrella

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    Definitions

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    Mummy Shock

    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus…
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    Withheld Pay

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    You Know You Are From Arizona When

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    More Dog Quotes

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    Ohio

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    Official ID Card

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    Comedians' Convention

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    Cow Puzzler

    This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it - out loud is even better!1. Say COW…
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    Millionaire's Driver

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    Heartfelt

    Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with…

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem.

"Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"

"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch."

"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."

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