logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Second Wave

    While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the…
  • Default Image

    Transcribing Confusion

    We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came…
  • Default Image

    Tree Faller

    While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a…
  • Default Image

    Heavy Housework

    Smith goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning…
  • Default Image

    'Coons From Heaven

    MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. (AP) - Brad Davis was training his puppy to pick up the scent of a…
  • Default Image

    You Know You Have A Bad Computer When

    You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .10. The lower corner of screen has the words…
  • Default Image

    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

    1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape…
  • Default Image

    Canadian University Light-Bulb Jokes

    Enough here for many to laugh at themselves. CANADIAN UNIVERSITY LIGHT-BULB JOKES How…
  • vaccum cleaner_hose

    Vacuum Manure

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a…
  • Default Image

    Insurance Claims

    These are from insurance forms in which drivers were asked to explain their disasters in…
  • Default Image

    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

    To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts…
  • Default Image

    Second Try

    The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation with another fella said, "Who…
  • Default Image

    Tendjewberrymud

    Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...... Read…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

    10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.…
  • Default Image

    Wrapping Talk

    A few days after Christmas last year, my six year old son and I were talking.He asked,…

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem.

"Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"

"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch."

"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."

Powered By JFBConnect