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    Nervous Young Minister

    A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will…
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    The Perfect Worker

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    Bad News From The Doctor

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    Walking Out

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    Overdrawn

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    Vicar's Surprise

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    Parts is Parts

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    Fire Test

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    Goober & Cell Phone

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    Daytime Television

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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

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    Pastor To The Rescue

    There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
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    Sarahella

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
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    Sunday Paper

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    Pit Falls

    This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night. That was…

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem.

"Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"

"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch."

"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."

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