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    Looking Funny

    According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money…
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    Future Price of Roses

    The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to…
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    Altar Call

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
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    Key West Tourists

    I was a salesman and always wore a shirt and tie which made me stand out in Key West.…
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    Employment Search

    My employment search preoccupied our family for months. One day my husband told our three…
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    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
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    2 Sunday School Lessons

    *Sunday School Lesson #1*A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some…
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    Laboratory Cells

    My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So…
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    Manservant

    Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next…
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    Y to K Problem

    Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through…
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    Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon

    Top Ten Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon10. There's a case of bottled water beside the…
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    Hamster Care

    After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom,…
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    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…
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    Chewed Out Answer

    A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he…
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    Jogging Time

    A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He…

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem.

"Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"

"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch."

"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."

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