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    Business Exhaustion

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    Secret Of Life

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    Well Done

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    Moving Smith

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    Quiz Query

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    Lunch On The Bank

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    Can You See Me?

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    Vet Bills

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    Optomist's Hunting Dog

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    Mailbox Problem

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    Hard to Pronounce

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    Evil Brothers

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If the car ad claims ..., it really means ...

- rough condition... too bad to lie about

- parts car... beyond repair

- immaculate... recently washed

- engine quiet... if you use 90-weight oil

- needs minor overhaul... needs engine

- needs major overhaul... Phone the junkyard

- burns no oil... (it all leaks out)

- rebuilt engine... Cleaned the spark plugs.

- Drive it away... I live on a hill.

- Drive it anywhere... (within 10 miles)

- desirable classic... No one wants it.

- rare classic... No one wanted it even when it was new.

- stored 20 years... (in a farmer's field)

- ran when stored... Won't start.

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