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    Dial A Prayer Twist

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    For Sale Sign

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    Turning Left

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    Wedding Album

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    A Mother's Letter to Her Son

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    Tattoo Call

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    Tips On Love

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    Brotherly Chores

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    Children's Attempts at Hymns

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    Gnashing of Teeth

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    Suffering Vanity

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    Goober In Library

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    Rules for Writers

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car oldIf the car ad claims these items, it really means:

- rough condition = too bad to lie about

- parts car = beyond repair

- immaculate = recently washed

- engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oil

- needs minor overhaul = needs an engine

- needs major overhaul = phone the junkyard

- burns no oil = it all leaks out

- rebuilt engine = cleaned the spark plugs

- drive it away = I live on a hill

- drive it anywhere = within 10 miles

- desirable classic = no one wants it

- rare classic = no one wanted it even when it was new

- stored 20 years = in a farmer's field

- ran when stored = won't start

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