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    Called In Sick

    Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union…
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    Anyone Home?

    A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was…
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    Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

    Excerpts from A Dog's Diary:Day number 1808:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am…
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    Welcome Home

    A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a…
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    Alligator Teeth

    A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she…
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    Hair Mission

    In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a…
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    Escaped Puppy

    I live across the street from a church. When my wife's puppy escaped from the back yard…
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    Hunting Pairs

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    Online Support Group

    There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets…
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    Half Diet

    A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her…
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    Bike Training

    Never having learned to ride a bicycle as a child, I finally decided to do it in my late…
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    Dog Sweater

    In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog.The…
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    A Better Keyboard

    What do we want? A keyboard for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!
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    Goober Compensation

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Marrying Young

    My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece…

car oldIf the car ad claims these items, it really means:

- rough condition = too bad to lie about

- parts car = beyond repair

- immaculate = recently washed

- engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oil

- needs minor overhaul = needs an engine

- needs major overhaul = phone the junkyard

- burns no oil = it all leaks out

- rebuilt engine = cleaned the spark plugs

- drive it away = I live on a hill

- drive it anywhere = within 10 miles

- desirable classic = no one wants it

- rare classic = no one wanted it even when it was new

- stored 20 years = in a farmer's field

- ran when stored = won't start

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