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    Dial A Prayer Twist

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    Speeding Juggler

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    Applause

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    Two Plus Two

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    Collateral

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    Are We There Yet?

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    Fine Request

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    No Gun Hunting

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    Kid Say

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car theftI was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation.

"What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud.

"Some are quite effective," my friend corrected me.

"Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time at the neighbors'.

Whenever I wanted him home, I'd go out to the driveway and jostle his car."

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