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    Mom Wonder

    A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like. She said, "We used…
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    Positively Wrong

    A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double…
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    Quantum Date

    Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the…
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    Artist's Sketch

    Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got…
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    Zeek's Hang Glider

    In the back woods of Gooberland, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek,…
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    Looking For Barney

    A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her…
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    Popping Ears

    Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight.…
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    Ride To Church

    A teenager who had just received her learner's permit offered to drive her parents to…
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    Kitten Saga

    The pastor of a local church had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was…
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    Tennis Ball Lesson

    A college professor had the mysterious habit of walking into the lecture hall each…
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    Doctor News

    The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad…
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    Morning People

    I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake."Hi!" exclaimed my peppy…
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    Worthy Cause

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks on accident prevention. One night…
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    Television Bloopers - British Style

    "Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just…
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    Listen For The Word

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…

I had just pulled into a parking spot at the home improvement store when smoke and flames began pouring from under my hood. Frantic, I bolted into the store and ran up to the first clerk I saw. As luck would have it, he was standing behind the customer service counter.

"Please help," I gasped. "My car's on fire! I need a fire extinguisher!"

Without even looking up, he replied, "Aisle 12."

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