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    Tracing Family

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    The Difference Between Men and Women

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    Army Drab

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    Horse Talk

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    Dayvorce

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    Prison Sentence

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    Three Day Silence

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I had just pulled into a parking spot at the home improvement store when smoke and flames began pouring from under my hood. Frantic, I bolted into the store and ran up to the first clerk I saw. As luck would have it, he was standing behind the customer service counter.

"Please help," I gasped. "My car's on fire! I need a fire extinguisher!"

Without even looking up, he replied, "Aisle 12."

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