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    All Saved Up

    After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've…
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    Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

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    Do It Yourself

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    The Hokey Pokey

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    Old Red

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    Parenthood

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    Miscellaneous Ponderings

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    Crossing Chicken

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    Horse Looking

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    Temperance River

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    Potato Problem

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    VIP Impression

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    The End Of The World

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    Who Gets the Dog?

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    Healthful Place

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I had just pulled into a parking spot at the home improvement store when smoke and flames began pouring from under my hood. Frantic, I bolted into the store and ran up to the first clerk I saw. As luck would have it, he was standing behind the customer service counter.

"Please help," I gasped. "My car's on fire! I need a fire extinguisher!"

Without even looking up, he replied, "Aisle 12."

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