logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • front porch

    The Good Night Kiss

    At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened…
  • Default Image

    Orchestra Note

    While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room…
  • Default Image

    Why Ask Why

    *Why Ask Why*Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and…
  • Default Image

    Creative Duelling

    In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor…
  • Default Image

    That's It

    A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece…
  • Default Image

    Ironic Call

    One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
  • Default Image

    Tired and Thirsty

    Three students are leaving their last classes of the day.The law student is thinking,…
  • Default Image

    Laws of Life

    * Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the…
  • Default Image

    Prayer Positions

    Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman…
  • Default Image

    Coffee Pain

    Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange…
  • Default Image

    Bank Line

    With only two tellers working at the bank, the line I was standing in was moving very…
  • Default Image

    Enemies in the West

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
  • cards

    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…
  • Default Image

    Newbie Preacher

    A newly appointed young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a…
  • Default Image

    No Pets Allowed

    Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a…

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required... so get out of the car!

The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.

Small problem: her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four / five spaces further down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly white woman... no charges were filed.

Powered By JFBConnect