logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • warning sign clown

    Wacky Warnings

    Here are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by…
  • Default Image

    Vow of Silence

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
  • Default Image

    Tailing Truck

    A large truck was tailing my son as he drove through town with his girlfriend. The truck…
  • Default Image

    Pole Power

    I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company…
  • Default Image

    Dads

    My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my…
  • plane-passenger-window

    Computerized Airline

    The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without…
  • dog2

    10 Common Canine Complaints

    1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant. 2. "Why…
  • Default Image

    Mess Sign

    A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the…
  • Default Image

    Maritime Museum

    Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a…
  • rock

    Glacier Work

    A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
  • Default Image

    Jumper

    At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked…
  • face stressed

    You Know You're in Trouble When

    You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked…
  • Default Image

    Useful Work Phrases

    1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. I like…
  • Default Image

    Thrown Off Horse

    I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I went…
  • Default Image

    Rules for Editing

    Some of you have noticed a few typos in the CleanLaugh list now and then. To improve this…

Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles.

One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "if only I can sell the car."

"Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

Powered By JFBConnect