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Car Trip

Friends took their first-grader on a car trip to Canada. 

To help pass the time, the boy practiced his new reading skills by calling out road signs.

He fell asleep just before they entered Quebec. 

When he awoke he saw the French highway signs and said in a worried tone,

"I think I forgot how to read while I was asleep."

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