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  • The Seniors' Serenity Prayer

    Serenity for Seniors

    God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to…
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    Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

    Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work...- You've read the entire Dilbert…
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    Horse Batter

    On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add…
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    Religious Lady On Plane

    There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so…
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    Rescue Mom

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
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    Teacher Tech Help

    The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me…
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    Warning Sign

    Vacationing in Alaska, I couldn't help but notice all the warnings about bears posted in…
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    Food, Family and Philosophy

    Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
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    Hiccup Cure

    A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something to cure…
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    Refueling

    Once my wife and I had to take a flight that had 4 other stops before arriving at the…
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    Airport Security

    Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to…
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    Pull Over Cookies

    Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper…
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    Young Dressing

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
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    Zookeeper's Dilemma

    A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a…
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    Name Problem

    It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the…

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age."

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