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    Captain Discipline

    About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a…
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    The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

    10. Try to pep up the dance recital crowd by starting "the wave." 9. Do a halftime…
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    Children's Message

    A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service,…
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    Think She'll Die?

    One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered…
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    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…
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    Quick Thinking Dog

    A wealthy man decides to take a hunting safari in Africa, and takes his faithful dog with…
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    Got the Munchies?

    Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why…
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    Learned in Yale

    A wealthy contractor liked to know something about all the employees who worked for him.…
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    Heartfelt

    Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with…
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    SPCA Rescue

    "Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?""Yes.""I…
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    Cinderoofer

    When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it…
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    Guard Dog Karate

    A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed,…
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    What a Teacher Means

    What a teacher says and what he/she really means.1. Your son has a remarkable ability in…
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    Meeting Invitation

    I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was…
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    Laundry Comments

    A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating…

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age."

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