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    Faithful Service Gift

    I recall a story my father used to tell about a pastor who had been at a church for 20…
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    10 Minutes Alone

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    Rodentially Clean

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    Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

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    A Great Job

    A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 a.m.…
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    Doctor Keeps Trying

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    Sign Return

    I was on board the USS Kitty Hawk when we docked in the Sri Lankan capital, Colombo.One…
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    John Will Be Fine

    The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his…
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    Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

    "Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"1. I swallowed the goldfish.2. Your…
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    A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

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    Wet Clothes

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    Dog Tricks

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    Prison Riot

    The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like…
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    Telephone Answering Ordeal

    A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she…
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    Cake Disaster

    Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited…

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age."

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