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    No Contraband

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    Coach Call

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    Evil Brothers

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    Funeral Weather

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    Mom's Special Brownies

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    Kiss The Mirror Good-Bye

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    Excerpts from Pet Diaries

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    IRS Call

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    Brick Order

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    Rank Explanation

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    Tried and Trusted

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    Shoe Cover-Up

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    Police Report

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    Cat Joke

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    Blind Ambition

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A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card.

The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"

The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers *both* events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."

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