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    Put Him Back

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    Bob's MG

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    How High Is It?

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    Wedding Album

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    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

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    Garage Wow

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    Disappearing Dinosaurs

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    Tips For The Clueless

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A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card.

The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"

The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers *both* events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."

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