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    Cafeteria Sign

    Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of…
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    Letters of Recommendation

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    Casket Comment

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    Now, Now Ellen

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    Ploughing at Night

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    Rules for Editing

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    Tow Request

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    A Job Worse Than Yours

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    Too Late To Date

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    Lingering Hug

    We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight…
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    Ugly Baby

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    Absent Minded Professor

    One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded…
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    Temperance River

    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had…
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    Dextrocardia Question

    I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up…
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    Dentist Prayer

    One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since…

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card.

The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"

The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers *both* events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."

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