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    House Calls

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    Perfect Mate

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    Service

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    Slow Train

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    Efficiency

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    Lost in Bookstore

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    40 Year Solution

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    Signs That You May Be Canadian

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    Cub Reporter Miss

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    Soup Words

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    Hearing Test

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    Getting Ready

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    Midterm Exam

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    Salesman Stop By

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"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny.

"My mother can," Danny replied.

"Really?"

"Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will happen when my Daddy gets home.

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