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    Bus Fare

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    If They Had a Doting Mother

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    Smart Chauffer

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    Cherokee 180

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    Medical Bill Call

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    Head First Entry

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    Found Wallet

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    School Excuse

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    Waist Deep

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    Rabbi Returns

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    Animal Race Stats

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    Fate

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    What Time Is It?

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    Just Visiting Here

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"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny.

"My mother can," Danny replied.

"Really?"

"Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will happen when my Daddy gets home.

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