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    Hostage Situation

    Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the…
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    Hasty Departure

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    The Next One

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    Found Cell Phone

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    School Notes

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    Vacation Term Translation

    *Vacation Term Translation*In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation…
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    Three Day Silence

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    The Cautious Pilot

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    Philosophy Chair

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    Workplace Insanity

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    SPCA Rescue

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    Word Impatience

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    First Day Answer

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    Shhhhhh!

    A father had three very active boys. One summer evening, he was playing cops and robbers…
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    Bank Name

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"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny.

"My mother can," Danny replied.

"Really?"

"Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will happen when my Daddy gets home.

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