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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning.  In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and first floor.  A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor.  The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt.  She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself.

"It was the most amazing thing...  it was the most amazing thing." she kept repeating dazedly.

"What was the most amazing thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers.

"I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath and all I did was pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn't suddenly drain away."

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