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TRUE STORY:
Carjacking Foiled:

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car.

She Dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required....so get out of the car.  The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags in the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.

Small problem, her key wouldn't fit the ignition.  Her car was identical and parked four / five spaces further down.  She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white males were reporting a car-jacking by a mad elderly white women......
no charges were filed.

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