In a shop, two men struck up a conversation.
Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead.
'That,' he sighed, 'must be her checking out now.'
-
More Jokes
-
Toaster Oven
One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she… -
Hot Fishing Spot
Two goobers go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st goober: I… -
Resurrection Update
A singing group call "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church.Everyone was… -
Pay Mistakes
One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything… -
Full Pockets
A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and… -
Wire Backup
One rainy evening, my husband, John, and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he… -
Suitor Approval
A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date,… -
Skeleton in the Closet
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one… -
Time To Go
The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well… -
Tip Revenge
A man finds his seat in the theater, but it's too far from the stage. He whispers to the… -
Unbreakable
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one… -
Dog Stop
Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a… -
40 Year Difference
When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite friendly with my study partner,… -
Senior Citizen Discount
"$5.37." That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my… -
Thesaurus Collision
Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New…
-