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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 14 March 2011

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation.

Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead.

'That,' he sighed, 'must be her checking out now.'

Created: 14 March 2011

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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