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    Funeral Bells

    A minister well known for his beautiful singing voice came home visibly upset after…
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    Manservant

    Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next…
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    Dining In

    My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.Recently, when we were having a…
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    The Grandma Test

    I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Actual Medical Records

    The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North…
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    New Phonetic Alphabet

    The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling…
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    Horse Batter

    On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a horse with him to add to…
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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
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    On Time

    The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger…
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    How Did You Get Me?

    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer…
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    New Friend Sincerity

    Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to…
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    2 Words

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

    The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.…
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    Indiana Rainstorm

    After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a…
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    Sermon Comment

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…

A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died.

Standing before the open casket and consoling the widow, he said, “I know this must be a very hard blow, Mrs. Vernon.

"But we must remember that what we see here is the husk only, the shell.

"The nut has gone to heaven."

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