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    Name Problem

    It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the…
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    Passing Notes

    An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a…
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    Not Going To Church

    On a Sunday morning a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to…
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    Train Candy Bar

    Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy's…
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    Getting Older

    Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long…
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    Noah Glue

    Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the…
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    The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

    10. Try to pep up the dance recital crowd by starting "the wave." 9. Do a halftime…
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    Little Voice

    A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
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    The Rules of Bureaucracy

    1. Preserve thyself.2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.3. A penny…
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    Oil on Fish

    Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One…
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    Suspicious Delivery

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
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    Card Reader

    "Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny."My mother can," Danny…
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    Car Sale

    Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the…
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    Children's Message

    A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service,…
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    Funny Answering Machines

    "Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very…

A guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."

"But why?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."

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