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    Bigger Piece

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
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    Anti-Burglar Signs

    The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few…
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    A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a 'birthday/anniversary card.'…
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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

    The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.…
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    Universal Solvent

    "The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school…
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    Season Ticket Swap

    Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,…
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    Put Him Back

    When my now 14-year-old daughter was 3 and her younger brother was getting into…
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    Politically Correct Statements

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…
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    Bank Call

    One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right…
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    Mom's Time Out

    My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was…
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    CD Entrance

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
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    ID Card

    The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a…
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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    PC Assets

    My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how…
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    Friendly Pig

    A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask…

Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.

He told the fish salesman, "Pick out the four largest ones and throw them at me, will you?"

"Ok. But, why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

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