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    Your Turn

    A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried…
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    Birthday Surprise

    A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over…
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    Dad and Baby

    One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some…
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    Dinner Guests

    The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age - of long duration) sent out an…
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    Empty Nest Craft

    I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty-nester. One night I was trying out an art…
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    Penguin Zoo

    Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was…
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    Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

    10. Sister's Dollhouse and Night Vision Ninja Assassin 9. Tuba Hero - World Tour8. Low…
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    Bob's Lesson

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to…
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    New Phonetic Alphabet

    The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling…
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    Parrot Strings

    A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in…
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    Quit Bothering Us

    We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. Early the next…
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    Finding The Cat's Diary

    Day 752 - My captors continue to haunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine…
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    Not For Lunch

    My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about…
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    Liturgical Response

    In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman…
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    Car Warning

    A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his…

Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.

He told the fish salesman, "Pick out the four largest ones and throw them at me, will you?"

"Ok. But, why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

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