"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
"One cat just leads to another."
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."