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    Vice President of Peas

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
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    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

    To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts…
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    Dinosaur Highway

    A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the…
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    Goober Vacuum

    It's been a while since we saw a goober joke on the CleanLaugh list. For those who don't…
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    Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

    - It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A…
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    The Violin

    Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to…
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    Smile For the DMV

    When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was…
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    Textbook For Sale

    Cards offering used textbooks for sale are posted on the college notice board at the…
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    Computer Users

    Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate, and Expert. Novice…
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    Long Passwords

    My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on…
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    Day Of Mourning

    In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail…
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    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
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    Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

    ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop,…
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    Tracing Family

    Dear Abby:I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come…

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

"One cat just leads to another."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this."

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