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Cats

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

"One cat just leads to another."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this."

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