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    Miscellaneous Ponderings

    A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I…
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    Age Question

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    The Perfect Man

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    Battery Life

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    Bridge Trouble

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    Lost Bible

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    24 Pigs

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    Jogging Time

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    Hearing Problems

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    Goober Exam

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    Ravine Golfing

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    Elevator Repair

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    In A Few Moments

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    Zucchini Sign

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    Country Boys

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"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

"One cat just leads to another."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this."

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