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    Go Get Grandma

    When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging…
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    More Cute Kids

    On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small…
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    The FBI Orders Pizza

    FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under…
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    Optomist's Hunting Dog

    Friends, one an optimist and the other a pessimist could never quite agree on any topic…
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    Feeding the Baby

    My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice.…
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    If You Go, I'll Go

    A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
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    Ohio

    Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.One day I told a…
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    The Batchelor

    I realized that my six-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the…
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    Patriotic Father

    On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father…
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    Temperance River

    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had…
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    One and Only

    "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to…
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    Philosophy Chair

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…
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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…
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    14 Letters

    Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence…
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    Cat Musings**********

    I think this is pretty much how cats think in their heads - you can tell by the way that…

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

"One cat just leads to another."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this."

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