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    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.When I walked…
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    Hypo Teen

    Our neighbor used the word hypochondriac to describe the phase her teen-age daughter was…
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    Bible Answer

    A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible…
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    Message Puzzle

    April was puzzled recently by the odd messages she kept getting on her voice mail. Day…
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    Crossing the Road

    There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming…
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    Hymns vs. Choruses

    An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home…
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    Return Policy

    The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as…
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    Left Behind

    "You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're…
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    Proud Grandmother

    An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and…
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    Kids View of Science

    *Kid's View of Science*Q: What is one horsepower?A: One horsepower is the amount of…
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    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children

    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.…
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    Vacation E-mails

    Major Mark Wagner is planting a church for the Salvation Army (they do good work) in the…
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    English Subtitles

    The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn…
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    Chair Philosophy

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…
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    How Much Are Your Dogs

    If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. It seems this…

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

"One cat just leads to another."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this."

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