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    Learned From a Snowman

    "All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " --It's okay if you're a…
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    Science Fair Responses

    Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests:- There are 26 vitamins in all,…
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    Hospital Regulations

    Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while…
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    Border Declaration

    Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to…
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    Confession

    A young girl once confessed to her priest that she thought she was guilty of the sin of…
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    Battle Of The Dogs

    The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued…
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    Awareness Test

    Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented.…
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    Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

    *Why Dogs Can't Use Computers*10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.9. SIT and…
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    A Dollar Per Point

    A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
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    Monitors

    I sell new and used computers for a living. At an exhibit and sale, I decided to give…
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    Gift Mug

    I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a…
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    New Medical Technology

    A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several…
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    Goober In Library

    A goober walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last…
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    20 Like You

    A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish…
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    Question and Answer

    A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.On the paper…

Mr.  Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing.  Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

Fortunately, Mr.  Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit.  Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.

Hours later, when everyone but Mr.  Jacobson had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him.  After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.
Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Mr.
Jacobson, are you there?  It's the Red Cross."

Bristling, the harried executive called back, "Get lost.  I gave at the office!"

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