logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Ten Step Guide To Being Handy Around The House

    *Ten Step Guide To Being Handy Around The House*1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a…
  • Default Image

    Bank Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
  • red life_saver

    Officer Overboard

    On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…
  • Default Image

    Travel Agent Stories

    The following are actual stories provided by travel agents :1. I had someone ask for an…
  • Default Image

    Homework Problem

    One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't…
  • Default Image

    Mail Worker

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Early

    Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he…
  • Default Image

    Tough Kids

    Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first…
  • Default Image

    Question and Answer

    A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.On the paper…
  • Default Image

    Goober Widow

    A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer.…
  • Hudson river_plane

    NTSB Report on Flight 1549

    Preliminary Accident Report FT 1549. Captain held responsible for unauthorized actions…
  • Default Image

    Sick Day

    Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a…
  • mayan calender

    End of Mayan Calendar

    Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan…
  • Default Image

    Know Your Friends

    One day, a little boy visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an…
  • Default Image

    Thoughts On Genealogy

    *Thoughts On Genealogy*~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.~ I trace my…

Mr.  Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing.  Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

Fortunately, Mr.  Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit.  Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.

Hours later, when everyone but Mr.  Jacobson had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him.  After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.
Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Mr.
Jacobson, are you there?  It's the Red Cross."

Bristling, the harried executive called back, "Get lost.  I gave at the office!"

Powered By JFBConnect